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  3. succeeding:

    dont talke to me when:

    • im hungry
    • listening to music
    • blogging
    • ever

    (via baracknobama)

     

  4. sexualremarks:

    sexualremarks:

    when u drink water u r 70% cannibal

    i made this fucking post when i was so fucking stoned and youre still reblogging it why

     
  5. (Source: thebeasthowls)

     

  6. when attractive people have low standards

    image

    (Source: bukkokay, via oknope)

     
  7. rxyalty:

    The Wolf of Wall Street

     
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  11. 8bit-anarchy:

    roundworms:

    how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me

    COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

    (Source: paarasytes, via bowiedelevingnejagger)

     
  12. (Source: lizzydstadler, via princlessia)

     
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  14. sorry:

    a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

    (via oknope)

     

  15. elusivemulatto:

    tell a grown ass man “no” n watch him revert to age 5 behavior

    (via always-morata)