1. savannahsgenesis:

    I quote this all the time and no one picks up on it

    (Source: the-sea-itself, via kattymablob)

  2. I AM HARDWELL - (x)

    (Source: edm-lovers, via leonardo-d-avicii)


  3. When 6th graders complain about how hard school is


    (Source: ilikeusbetterwasted, via kanyewesticle)

  4. englandsbooty:

    even People magazine made Shrek jokes

    (Source: sousuke-glutes, via nataliedontmer)


  5. gif:

    *phone lights up*

    me: *hopes its a text from the boy*

    Kim K:” Your energy is full!Further your career, go on a date…get famous!”

    me: even better

    (via edenhazardsbutt)

  6. pineplapple:

    This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

    (via nevadaguns)

  7. (Source: retrosofa, via nevadaguns)

  8. (Source: kuleszka, via illarras)

  9. fruitcrocs:

    who needs school when you’ve got tumblr to educate you 

    (via slapdancing)


  10. tentarude:



    I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

    why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook


    (Source: sorry, via laugh-til-ya-fart)


  11. donatellavevo:

    "yes i’m a gamer"


    (via nevadaguns)

  12. vinebox:

    Then there’s always this family member who say this every family reunion

    (via marco-van-ginkel)

  13. fangirlarmoire:


    i was waiting for my snack wrap but everything changed when the fire nation attacked 

    this looks like something out of a freaking sims game

    (Source: 103312, via the-unwanted-blog)

  14. (Source: aquire, via sniffing)


  15. towongfoo:

    If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

    (Source: menthuthuyoupi, via perks-of-being-chinese)