1. howdoiputthisgently:

    When my alarm goes off in the morning

    (via laugh-til-ya-fart)

     

  2. HOW DO YOU EVEN VOMIT FROM GETTING SHOT IN THE BALLS WITH A BB GUN HAHAHAHA I’m crying laughing

    Tagged #fave
     

  3. heartbreaks:

    when someone says something mean about you and everyone starts laughing

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    (via sniffing)

     

    1. me: whats your opinion on tampons
    2. little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
    3. me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
    4. little brother: why
    5. me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
    6. little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
    7. me:
    8. little brother:
    9. me: that is a fantastic point
     
  4. dicklover3000:

    no i think we should talk about the past

    (via bethanyanastasia)

     
  5. mileskant:

    Arctic Monkeys lyrics that describe my life pretty well.

    (via serhior)

     

  6. katara:

    98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿

    (via bowiedelevingnejagger)

     

  7. waiting-from-the-inside asked: Name two things you like about yourself, then pass it on to the first ten people on your dash.#TeamSelfEsteem

    Already answered one of these but thanks for the thought lovely!

     

  8. chelseadortmund asked: Name two things you like about yourself, then pass it on to the first ten people on your dash.#TeamSelfEsteem

    Eyebrows and legs probably. :)

     

  9. oliverkahns:

    Tumblr during Real Madrid vs. FC Bayern München:

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    (via love-for-football)

     

  10. hikingnerd:

    timelordpillbug:

    follovved:

    amerlcanapparel:

    when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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    when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

    when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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    When Russia sends you nudes

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    (via sniffing)

     
  11. wegotsdis:

    All of the above motherfucker

    (Source: nostereotype24, via lessthanfunny)

     

  12. pubicles:

    Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

    (via sniffing)

     

  13. sniffing:

    when you’re starving and a friend offers you a piece of their food

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    (via sniffing)

     
  14. (Source: pancakestein, via sniffing)