1. fappuclno:

    when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
    image

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     
  2. jennifercheckmeout:

    Why am I laughing so hard

    (via godblesskfc)

     

  3. alabasterbones:

    i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

    (via hotboyproblems)

     

  4. communistbakery:

    THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out

    (via jakeyjakeylemonshakey)

     
  5. iamprogress:

    "I think every woman at one point or another in their life has been called a bitch. For a long time I had a real problem with that word, I didn’t like it and I thought it was derogatory. But I’ve gotten to a place now where I’ve made a lot of peace with it. It’s been so overused and made to seem so derogatory towards woman that I’ve adapted it into an empowering feeling for myself. If I’m a bitch then I’m a bitch, if that’s what an assertive woman is to you. So I’ve sort of adapted it as a badge of honor."

    (Source: therealxtina, via mrs-marcbartra)

     
  6. hall70:

    imgmodels:

    Chanel Iman photographed by Ben Hassett for Violet Grey’s The Violet Files

    i want that red lipstick. it’s beautiful on her lips

    (via condom)

     
  7. (Source: vejiga.net, via condom)

     

  8. lms if u the hoe sibling

    (Source: highkeygay, via legalmexican)

     
  9. (Source: gorditaputa, via nickiminasty)

     

  10. paxamericana:

    welcome to the friend zone. it’s a zone for friends. hang out, have fun, grab a capri sun. there’s trampolines and a ball pit. 

    (via sniffing)

     
  11. (Source: blameaspartame, via condom)

     

  12. chaystar:

    Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”

    image

    (via userbar)

     

  13. thesturridge:

    never judge a person by their looks unless they’re wearing a manchester united shirt

    (via bethanyanastasia)

     
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  15. swdyw:

    Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

    (via imagoonerbitches)